TL;DD — short for Too Long; Didn’t Draw — is a small, independent shop for pun-loving, dad-joke-approved apparel and stickers, illustrated one bad joke at a time.

I’m Chris, the guy behind the drawings. Everything here starts as a sketch and ends up on a shirt, sticker, or whatever else deserved the joke. Buying directly from the shop (rather than a marketplace) means better prices and more of it going straight back into making new designs — so if something makes you groan-laugh, that’s the best way to support it.

Prefer a marketplace instead? You can also find select prints on RedBubble and Threadless.

Commissions & collabs
Got an idea for a pun, a project that needs some illustration or animation, or just want to team up on something weird? I take on commissions and collaborations — reach out at click to show email and let’s talk.