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An illustration of a female singer with a laptop for a head. The text next to the image reads “What do you call a computer that can sing?” “A Dell” — What Do You Call a Computer That Can Sing?

An illustration called Ad Hoc where "Ad" is represented by a plus sign and labeled "add" and "Hoc" is represented by a hawk and labeled "hawk." — Ad Hoc

An illustration of a burger with female legs wearing high heels. The text above and below the image reads “How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend?” “Meat Patty.” — Meat Patty

An silhouette of a running man with a calculator for a head. The text beside the image reads “What is faster than a calculator?” “A calcu-now” — What is Faster Than a Calculator?

black and white illustration of Luciano Pavarotti with the words nest sun door ma (as in jack ma) — Nessun Dorma

A girl in a bikini inside a big red comma. The words "Girlfriend in a Comma" written under the illustration. — Girlfriend in a Comma

An illustration of a map with a small red dress on the map. The text above and below the image reads “What did the house wear to the prom?” “Address” — What Did the House Wear to the Prom?

Picture of a bear inside a picture of a brain. The label under the image reads "bear in mind" — Bear in Mind

Illustration of a Hershey chocolate bar with the pronouns "Her-She" instead of Hershey — Her She

Bone Jour!

Illustration of a bear and a human in the style of keith haring. The words "bear with me" are placed above the illustration — Bear With Me

Baseball Bat

The letters M-N-P-L-Y with the colors of the search engine giant. Below it are the words "All your data are belong to us." — Internet Search

Line drawing of a human with a laptop for a head. The words around the drawing read "hackable human" — Hackable Human

Four words stacked on top of one another reads "Remote Working Class Hero" — Remote Working Class Hero

Black and white illustration of Socrates with the the words "Feed Your Head A Wise Mouse Said" around it — Feed Your Head

Illustration of a laptop with the words "trust me I'm a proompter" on its screen — Trust Me I’m A Proompter

Illustration of of laptop with hands typing on the keyboard. Surrounding the illustration are the words "online is the default offline is a holiday" — Online Is The Default Offline Is A Holiday

Humor

Illustration of the head of Immanuel Kant with the words "Just Kant Do It" next to the illustration — Just Kant Do It

An illustration of a duck holding a mug of beer. The words "What did the duck say to the bartender? Put it on my bill" are written above and below the illustration. — Duck Walks Into A Bar

A line drawing from the famous shower scene in the film Psycho with a cockroach beside the screaming lady. The words "hitch cock roach" are next to the drawing. — Hitch Cockroach

A humanoid bunny in a kung fu pose. The words "Every Bunny Was Kung Fu Fighting" next to it. — Every Bunny Was Kung Fu Fighting

Illustration of the superhero Thor with the head of a minotaur — Mino Thor

Illustration of a cow standing like a human being wearing robes from biblical times and holding a carton of milk. The words "holy cow" are written on top of the illustration — Holy Cow!

Illustration of Greek columns on a table with the words under the illustration saying "columns on a table do not make a spreadsheet" — Columns On A Table

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